Hi, I’m June and I am powerless to my compulsion for buying plants whenever I shop anywhere that sells them. I have tried to stop on my own but I can not and am seeking the help of a twelve step program. One friend suggested I’m not allowed to buy more until everything is in the ground. But this method won’t work because like I junkie shooting heroin with his dealer and a wino crouched in the parking lot outside the liquor store, the plants are always in the ground within twenty-four hours of purchase.

I suppose I could have unhealthier addictions.