The Copyright Stuff
Don’t even think about stealing my photos. Or my words. You don’t want to make me angry. Just ask my kids. If you see something actually worth stealing, just email me and we can talk
Pandering to the FTC
If I drop the name or link to a brand or a store it’s not because they have employed me to do so. It’s because typing “Walmart” is a lot quicker than “the large store that people love to hate but secretly shop there.” Besides that, the powers that be at any given retail outlet wouldn’t me interested in a middle-aged woman who thinks she’s still 25 and prone to dropping the f-bomb as their spokeswoman. Probably bad for business.